Well ... That Was Awkward

John and Em meet on the boardwalk as the moonlight dances off the Chesapeake Bay.

She thinks he's gorgeous and comes down with a case of instalove.

He thinks she's a panhandler and gives her five dollars.

The embarrassment is enough to send Em running for a life makeover. The only problem is, she's spent the last decade looking after everyone else in her little town and now she's totally forgotten how to self-care.

Adding to that garbage heap of a situation is tonight's blind date.

Of cours...