How to Ruin Your Boyfriend's Reputation

Guess who’s jetting off to the Holy Land this summer! Yes, it’s me—Amy Nelson—Barak. I’ve volunteered for ten days of military training in Israel with my friends. The Sababa brochure said it would be a “fun” summer experience. Okay, so I didn’t sign up to prove I’m not a princess…I did it to surprise my hot Israeli boyfriend stationed at the same base. Too bad nobody told me: — It’s hot in the Negev desert…like, so hot your makeup melts off and you get under—boob sweat spots. — You can’t sl...