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CHAPTER 1
Marjorie Dawkins was the mother of two boys: Bobby was ten, Tommy was twelve. She was a busty five foot four, had a photogenic smile, and her hair was a lustrous chestnut brown. She used to wear her hair shoulder length but got tired of fussing with it. Now she had Carla over at Selene's — for sixty bucks every three weeks — keep it short and simple so all she had to do was blow dry it after she showered. Marjorie didn't have time to spend more than five minutes in the morning on her hair. Whenever anyone described her they didn't say she was pretty; they always said she was cute.
Her husband, Dick, was a good-looking, easygoing guy who could spend hours perfectly content doing nothing but punching a TV remote. When asked what he did for a living, he would say he was a day trader. The truth was that Dick was a stay-at-home dad, a nanny for their boys. As for the day trading, she'd give him five hundred a month to play with and figured that so far this year he'd made a profit of maybe nineteen bucks. Since Marjorie earned a quarter million a year, she figured any money Dick lost playing the market was a cheap price to pay to salvage his pride, plus it gave him something to talk about at parties. He was also, she had to admit, a good father — Bobby and Tommy adored him — and after fourteen years of marriage he could still jump-start her libido. Like with her hair, Marjorie didn't have a lot of time for sex so she was glad she had someone handy with the proper appendage when she was in the mood.
Bill Logan was six foot one and weighed exactly the same as he had in college: one hundred and eighty pounds. He had thick dark hair, an attractive widow's peak, and when he smiled, a dimple appeared in his right cheek. Women loved that dimple.
Bill's first name was actually Leslie — he was Leslie William Logan — and he'd never forgiven his mother. After he started to catch shit for the name — which began when he was about six — he asked her why in the hell she'd named him that. She told him that Leslie had been her father's middle name and that there were a lot of famous people named Leslie. There was Leslie Howard, the British actor in Gone with the Wind, and Leslie Nielsen, the guy in all those funny movies, like The Naked Gun. You know, his mom said, the movie O.J. Simpson was in. And then there was the most famous Leslie of all: Bob Hope. His real name had been Leslie Townes Hope — which was why, Bill Logan said to his mom, Hope changed his name to Bob!
Like his partner, Marjorie Dawkins, Bill made a cool two hundred and fifty grand a year. Unlike Marjorie, he didn't have a useless spouse and two kids to gobble up what he earned. He'd been married for a year when he was in his twenties, cheated on his bride three months after they said their vows, and was divorced fourteen months after the wedding. There'd been nothing wrong with his wife; she had been, and still was, a sweet, attractive woman. The problem, Bill knew, was his nature: he just couldn't stay faithful. He could have been married to the actress Scarlett Johansson, who some magazine had just named the sexiest woman on the planet, and he would have cheated on her. He'd always figured that it was a good thing that he'd learned this about himself when he was young and before he had kids. He never again subjected any poor woman to the agony of marrying him.
Bill Logan figured — all false modesty aside — that he'd probably slept with more women in North Dakota than any man his age. In Bismarck, he could hardly go into a bar or a restaurant and not run into some woman he'd bedded. The one woman he hadn't slept with and never would was Marjorie Dawkins. They just had too good a thing going, business-wise, to screw it up with sex.
Bill parked his fire-engine red Porsche Boxster next to Marjorie's black Jeep Cherokee. He drove the Porsche from May until September but after that switched to a practical four-wheel drive Chevy Tahoe with studded snow tires. Winters in North Dakota were a bitch. Their office was in a strip mall with four other businesses: a HairMasters staffed by a bunch of Vietnamese girls; a Subway operated by a cheerful, overweight Hispanic lady; and a FedEx-Kinko's place that was really convenient for him and Marjorie.
The fourth business had a sign next to the door so small you could barely read it that said laptop repairs. More than half the time, the door had a closed sign in the window. The guy who owned the laptop repair shop was a long-haired doofus named Gordy Hewlett, and Bill and Marjorie hired him whenever they had any computer-related work they needed done — including a few jobs that some nitpickers might consider illegal. Gordy bathed infrequently, liked to wear jeans with holes in the knees, smoked a lot of pot, and quite often when Bill went into his shop, Gordy would be playing video games. And all those things were okay with Bill and Marjorie because when they needed Gordy, he performed okay.
When Bill walked into the office he and Marjorie shared, Marjorie waved a hand at him but kept talking to whomever she was talking to on the phone. She'd been there since six thirty. This was the way it had always been in the ten years they'd worked together: Marjorie arrived at six or six thirty and stayed until three thirty or four because she was always attending her boys' after-school functions: soccer, basketball, baseball, whichever sport was in season. She wouldn't let her sons play football.
Bill usually arrived at nine or ten and stayed as long as necessary. If there was something that needed to be done at night, like meeting a guy on a backwoods road, Bill handled that sort of thing. Business-related social events were different and they both attended a lot of those: fundraisers, parties, rubber-chicken dinners. Sometimes they'd both go to the events and sometimes only one of them would go. Marjorie was just as good as Bill when it came to schmoozing folks.
So they worked whenever they needed to, splitting the time and the various jobs in a way that suited them both. No one paid any attention to how many hours they worked or if they were in the office or not. The only thing that mattered to old man Curtis was that they got results.
Their office was as bare-bones as you could get. They had serviceable desks they'd bought at a place called Office Furniture for Less, and both had comfortable, ergonomic, tilt-back leather chairs. There were also a couple of rarely used visitor chairs and four tall metal file cabinets. They were really careful about what they put in the file cabinets. If they were ever served a subpoena or if someone executed a search warrant, there couldn't be anything in those cabinets that could bite them on the ass. This meant that the only things in the file cabinets were phone directories and documents that were a matter of public record, like bills going through state legislatures, property records, and environmental studies. The stuff that could land them in jail was encrypted and stored in the Cloud, and Gordy — the pot-smoking laptop repairman — had the files rigged so they could be wiped out in three seconds from their smart phones if it ever came to that.
One reason the office was so poorly furnished was that they really didn't need anything better. If they wanted to impress someone, they rented a suite in a hotel. The other reason was that Curtis didn't mind paying their salaries, but he'd go crazy if he thought they were wasting his money on things they didn't need. Curtis may have been worth over a billion dollars but as the old saying goes, he'd squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits.
Marjorie hung up on whomever she'd be gabbing with and said to Bill, "I went to a parent-teacher conference last night and one of the other moms said she saw you and Bobby's math teacher at the American Grill. I mean, for Christ's sake, Bill. Do you think you're invisible? And in case you didn't know it, my kid's math teacher used to be married to a cop and the cop still has a thing for her."
"Aw, she just happened to see me there at the bar and sat down for a minute to chat."
Marjorie knew he was lying through his teeth. "So what's going on?" he asked to change the subject.
"You know Buchanan, state senator, ninth district?"
"Yeah?"
"I just found out his septic system failed and it's going to cost about twenty-eight grand to make things right. So I had Gordy do a little research on him. It looks like Buchanan's barely able to make his mortgage and the main reason why is his daughter's going to Reed College over in Oregon, which is costing him a boatload."
"Sounds like what Senator Buchanan needs," Bill said, "is a good contractor who can give him a deal on fixing that septic system."
"That would help," Marjorie said. "Also a guy who can get him a permit to build the new system on the same spot where the old one is. Buchanan's septic system sits near a creek, which was okay at the time it was built, but today that won't fly. It's going to cost him double to relocate the drain field."
"Well, I know a guy who can take care of that."
"I know you do. So you wanna go talk to Buchanan?"
"Ah, jeez. He lives in Belcourt, doesn't he? I mean, that's two hundred miles from here."
"Hey, you're the guy with the Porsche. What's the point of having one if you don't drive it once in a while?"
"Yeah, okay. I'll do it."
"One other thing. Curtis is flying in on Tuesday. He's particularly anxious to hear how we're doing with Judge Morris. He's got a real hair up his ass over Morris."
"Which Morris? South Dakota Morris or Montana Morris?"
"Dakota, of course. What's wrong with you? Did that teacher screw your brains loose?"
"Aw, enough with the teacher. So what are we going to tell him about Morris?"
"I don't know. We'd better come up with something before Tuesday. But that's not the big thing. The big thing is that goddamn girl."
CHAPTER 2
DeMarco was standing in the basement of his Georgetown home next to a professional killer. The killer's name was Ralph. It said so right on his shirt, the name in red thread over the pocket.
Yesterday, DeMarco had been doing about the most useless thing a man can do on a Sunday afternoon. He should have been outside mowing his lawn, but instead he was watching a professional golf tournament on television, wondering if Tiger was ever going to get his game back. He had a bowl of popcorn in his lap, a Budweiser clenched in his right hand, when he caught a motion out of the corner of his eye: something small and gray — and very fast. "Son of a bitch!" he yelled, and the popcorn went flying as he leapt up and he sloshed beer down the front of his pants.
He'd seen a mouse. A fucking mouse!
He tried to find the critter, but couldn't. It had vanished. He wandered through his house for the next two hours armed with a broom, looking for places where rodents might dwell. He searched in closets and under sinks; he pulled out cardboard boxes filled with crap he should have thrown away years ago. He removed boxes of cereal and pasta from his kitchen cabinets to see if they'd been nibbled on. He found some rice spilled on one of the shelves but didn't know if that was evidence of mice dining or his own sloppiness. By the time he finished, he'd found nothing and his home looked like a team of DEA agents had executed a search warrant.
Realizing he needed professional help, he called an exterminator with a twenty-four-hour answering service. He told them to send over a cold-blooded killer, but was told that one wouldn't be available until tomorrow morning. That night he couldn't sleep. He kept hearing things — or he imagined he was hearing things — scurrying about behind the walls in his bedroom. He could see, in his mind's eye, one of the little bastards gnawing on an electrical wire.
Ralph showed up at eight a.m. the next day. He was a swarthy, overweight, balding guy. DeMarco suspected that Ralph's forefathers had disembarked on Ellis Island from a ship originating from Sicily. DeMarco's ancestors could have been on the same ship.
"I've never had a rodent problem before," DeMarco said.
"Well, it happens," Ralph said. "And it's not about cleanliness, per se."
"Per se? What the hell does that mean?"
"It means there's rats in every city in America and just because you live in Georgetown and don't have garbage strewn all over your house, doesn't mean you won't get rats."
"It wasn't a rat. It was a mouse."
DeMarco didn't want to hear the word rat. Mice were cute little things. Some people even had 'em for pets. Rats were vicious-looking varmints with red eyes, bigger than squirrels, and they would bite your nose off while you slept.
"All they need," Ralph said, "is a hole big enough to get their head through. If they can get their head through, then they can squeeze their whole body through. I'm talking a hole not even as big as a nickel."
Ralph begin his search down in the basement because, in his professional opinion, and considering the construction of DeMarco's seventy-year-old home, that was the most likely point of entry. DeMarco's basement was unfinished, with concrete floors and walls, and contained his washer, dryer, and furnace. Five minutes after walking down the steps, Ralph pointed at a couple of small black particles that looked like peppercorns. "There you go," he said. "Rat turds."
"It was a mouse," DeMarco said.
Ralph focused next on the insulation. The floor joists for the first floor of DeMarco's house sat on the foundation and batts of fiberglass insulation were crammed between the joists to minimize heat loss. About a minute after Ralph found the mouse turds, he said, "Yep," and tugged on an insulation batt and hundreds of mouse turds came tumbling out.
"Aw, Jesus," DeMarco said.
"There's your nest," Ralph said, "or at least one of them."
"Aw, Jesus," DeMarco repeated.
"I'm going to have to rip out most of this insulation."
"But how did they get into the house?" DeMarco asked.
Ralph ran his flashlight along the top of the basement walls and near the electrical panel he stopped and said, "See that?"
"What?"
"That hole where that one cable is coming through. Looks like it might be an Internet cable. You see how much space there is around the cable? Whoever ran it should have filled the hole with caulk. I'm not saying that's the only entry point, but that's one of them."
DeMarco's cell phone rang. He was going to ignore it but then looked at the caller ID. It was Mahoney.
"Yeah, hello," he said.
"I need to see you," Mahoney said.
"Can it wait? I've got a big problem here at the house."
But Mahoney had already hung up.
"Look, that was my boss and I have to go," he said to Ralph, "but do whatever you gotta do. Wipe 'em out. Give me whatever I have to sign and I'll call you later and you can tell me what the plan is — but wipe 'em out."
DeMarco passed through security, entered the Capitol, fought his way through a cluster of camera-wielding tourists to reach the stairs, and walked up to the office of the House Minority Leader: John Fitzpatrick Mahoney.
Mavis, Mahoney's secretary, was on the phone, chewing somebody out. From what DeMarco could hear it sounded like some kind of conflict in Mahoney's schedule and Mavis was blaming the conflict on whomever she was talking to. She finally slammed down the phone and said, "Idiot."
Looking up at DeMarco, she said, "What are you doing here? He's already an hour behind schedule and it's not even ten, and right now he's supposed to be in two places at once."
DeMarco shrugged. "He told me to come see him. I don't know why."
"Well, he shouldn't have done that," Mavis snapped.
"What can I tell you? He called. Hey, have you ever had mice in your house?"
"What? Of course not. Now you just wait right here," she said and marched over to Mahoney's office, rapped on the door, and let herself in. She came out two minutes later and said, "You can walk with him over to the DNC." She took a breath and said, "I don't know why in the hell he wants to walk. That's going to put him even farther behind."
The Democratic National Committee's office was on South Capitol Street SE, about half a mile from the Capitol. If Mahoney had a car take him, he would get there in two minutes; if he walked it would take him at least twenty minutes because Mahoney walked slowly and stopped and bullshitted with everyone he met on the way. DeMarco felt sorry for Mavis. It was impossible to keep Mahoney on schedule and the main reason why was because Mahoney didn't care about his schedule. At his rank, people would usually wait for him if he was late — and he didn't care how long they had to wait.
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