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What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats

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A hilarious collection of essays from a beloved humorist.

From his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches, Jack Handey has been making Americans laugh for decades. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.