High Before Homeroom

Losers, now you can get the bad-boy rep the girls find positively irresistible! Unleash your dark side with the Doug Schaffer plan for drug addiction and rehabilitation! (Kids, don't try this at home.)



At sixteen years old, Doug Schaffer knows two things for sure:



1. He is doomed to live in the shadow of his older brother, Trevor, a former high school football star who is stationed in Iraq.



2. Free-spirited Laurilee, the hot ear-piercing girl at the mall, only dates bad boys.



Cue Doug's ...