The Thinking Comic, Golf Addict and Psychotic Philosopher

Thinking comic

I discovered that many of my relatives were rapists, robbers, and murderers. Thank God there were no politicians.

I once read that grandchildren are God's gift to parents for not killing their children.

Some days, my brain synapses fire with a BANG. Other days, they go "Pofff."

My brain has a million billion gigabytes of memory. That's not the problem. Recall is.

Men, unlike male dogs, do not pursue bitches.

Golf addict

Golf is like sex. The more you practice, the better you get. It...