True Story: I Found Big Foot

Yes, it is a true story; I have actually found the creature of legend that many refer to as Bigfoot. I like to call them Georgies though. Bigfoot is really just an adjective describing a body part, not a name. Plus, the plural form of the word as such doesn't make sense. I mean, why would society accept a species with an illegitimate name?

These highly intelligent, super-elusive wild primates possess supernatural strength, speed, and power. They truly are rulers over the food chain in the an...