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SHORTLISTED: 2025 CBCA Book of the Year, Younger Readers
SHORTLISTED: 2024 Readings Children''s Prize

Most kids meet their parents when they''re born. All they need to do to impress them is poop, sleep and make goo-goo ga-ga sounds. But I''m twelve. None of that is going to impress my father.

Sam thinks he''s a weird-looking white kid with an afro. He lives with his white mum (annoying but not smelly) and brown dog Trevor (smelly but not annoying). He''s never met his father. He just knows t...