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Why Aging Is Absurd, Especially When You're Doing It Right

A laugh-out-loud survival guide for Gen X, Boomers, and anyone who has ever injured themselves sleeping. If your knees now sound like a bag of gravel, you need reading glasses to read the reading glasses package, or putting on socks has somehow become an event, welcome home.

You did everything right. You worked out. You stayed active. You drank water. You bought the expensive mattress. And yet, here you are waking up sore for no reaso...