Paper Bag Mask

At the same moment he catches his teacher giving illegal drugs to a student, Redmond Fairweather loses his friggin' mind and steals Mr. Street's prized possession-a stupid wooden sword with round edges that will never, ever cut through anything-"The Whomper."

Soon, Redmond's small band of misfit friends joins up with Elodia Cruz-the hottest girl in school-and her uber-popular friends to hold the Whomper for ransom, pull off an elaborate, broad daylight heist to steal something even bigger f...