Motherfucking Sharks

On the eve of a hellacious storm, a stranger comes to town with a warning. He juggles skulls, he is tattooed from head to toe, and he talks of magical, murderous sharks that will destroy the unprepared. Of course, no one listens. What happens next is what happens to all places that ignore outsiders—they are decimated by the unimaginable–motherfucking sharks.

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