How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

In this "excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that...'" (The New York Times), discover the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America-from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes-written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be ...