The Dark Lord's Guide to Marriage (and Other Ritual Sacrifices)

The Dark Lord and Lady are at war with an ancient evil, a guild of backstabbing villains, and the entire demon realm—so basically, the marriage is thriving—in this wickedly funny and scorching third book in the Guides to Villainy and Love series that is Assistant to the Villain meets Dreadful.

Step Seven: Destroy the ancient evil you set free.
Step Eight: Cross every enemy off your list (permanently).
Step Nine: Try not to lose your wife to the power she craves.

The honeymoon is over. The ap...