Puppies and Napalm: The Extradimensional Madness of the Prophets

Long ago, prophets spoke the word of God to the people. These prophets were full of zeal and sometimes madness. God got as creative as he could with this eccentric bunch. He had some of them lay on their side in the mud for days; some of them he showed visions of alien spacecrafts and creatures with eyes all over their body. Their words crossed other dimensions and predicted future events.

He spoke through them to a nation that had lost its way.

Just a little like us today. Can I get an amen?

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