I've Been through Hell Trying to Make It Up to Heaven

How would you like to have your funeral at any place you wanted? Well, in this book, you will see what my uncle did. He was a major coach. What is a major coach? Well, that is where you coach literally everything: basketball, baseball, track, football, martial arts, swimming, golf, and dancing lessons. He tutored adults and children and worked a regular job. Lazy wasn't a word he knew.

What better way than to go out the way you lived your life? I personally thought it was very cool. My uncle...