Welcome To The Cold War!: Book One of the Zombie Honky Goofball

Welcome to the Cold War! is the first book in a series inspired by the author's own exploits during the Cold War. Within this epic tome, dear reader in the future, you will learn what it was like being on the tip of the spear downrange at the edge of our empire's frontiers during the mid-to-late 1980s with a unit filled with drunken psychos serving God and country music.

Back home, the good citizens of the United States were fighting over Beanie Babies. In the Far East, our heroes were facin...