Severely Embellished Tales: Volume 1: A Critical Essay on the Inherent Risks of Using Substandard Construction Materials

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

After decades of exhaustive research and countless interviews, I have discovered many intriguing facts and salient details about "the three little pigs." Firstly, they had names: Moses, Lawrence, and Jerome. The most interesting version of their story takes place across the pond in Merry Old England during medieval times. They grew up in a small hamlet nestled in the dark forest of Ewing, a foreboding woods inhabited by creatures bo...