Pan Steered

Anxious, schlubby Hymn worries that when he turns thirty, he's going to die. And rather than face his troubles head-on, he decides to set them aside to go on a music tour road-trip with his long-time friend Waitt Michuls.

The idea is that selling merch along the southernmost highways in the States will relieve Hymn of his fears. Unfortunately, the road provides no solace. Turns out that Hymn can't sell worth a damn. He can't drive without fending off hernia-induced pain. And with Waitt stru...