Senior Moments

Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure:
· You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis).
· You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television.
· Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.)
· You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee.
· You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back ...