Aliens on Earth: Visitor's Guide to Chaos

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Ever wondered what happens when curious aliens ignore every quarantine warning and crash-land on the weirdest planet in the galaxy?

Meet the visitors who thought humanity's "communal nutrient absorption rituals" (that's picnics to you) deserved immediate study... and lived to regret it.

In this uproarious anthology of absurd sci-fi comedy:

• A gelatinous xenoanthropologist in a disintegrating napkin suit negotiates peace treaties with militant squir...