Anything But Minor

"She's a nerd.""Heyyyy!""Okay, she's a flight instructor.""Better.""He's a ballplayer.""The best that ever was.""Technically, you aren't according to MLB stats.""See? Total nerd. She also has no filter.""He's no southern gentlemen.""I had one last season to prove my worth.""I'd never seen a game.""He told me he was a player.""She told me she was a lesbian.""But you fell in love with me anyway.""Yeah, baby, I totally did."