Asher Diamond is Definitely Gay

The gayest story ever written about a straight teenage boy.

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 2002.Seventeen-year-old Cheeto-stained Asher is at his breaking point. A locker room brawl and a sick black eye push him over the edge. Luke, Palm Reef Prep's Abercrombie-clad frat boy fascist, needs to go. And Sam, Asher's vicious lust bunny, deserves better. So Asher does something totally deranged: he comes out as gay to get Luke expelled. Somehow, it works.

Suddenly Asher's a hot commodity, tangled up wi...