At Dead of Night

John was pissed of. Two police officers came and knocked on his door. You have to come with us to the station, they said. It turned out that his girlfriend Julia, had gone to the cop-shop, and officially demanded an apology from Mr, John Colt. So okay, John said he was sorry. On the way home he drove to close to an old lady, and he had to visit the cops one more time. Now his friend Alberto said that the pub had a wet t-shirt competition to night. To get even with Julia, John phoned up Jane...