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London newspaper journalist Johnny Tyburn becomes caught up in a turf war between British prime minister Hugh Sedgewick, Afghan warlord Omar Abdulla and over the hill defence secretary David Preston.

Hugh has borrowed millions of pounds from Omar to get the London Games (now known as the McCrappy Fatburger Athletic Jamboree) from the Olympik Bribe Committee but has no money left to pay it back. He puts pressure on Preston to give up his ministerial cash, but the defence secretary doesn’t wa...