Bigfoot'S Little Feet

Everybody knows about Bigfoot, even your great-aunt Agnes! But what most people dont know is that Bigfoot isnt very big. Hes actually quite small, so small that youre probably taller than him! This is why most people never see him, because he can quickly duck into small shrubbery without being noticed. Most people think he has glowing red eyes. This is also not true. Bigfoots eyes are chocolate-brown. However, the legends did get one thing right: his feet are very, very big. So big that the...