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Witches, Bitches, and Wannabe Queens: A True Story Except for All the Crap I Made up and I Made up a Lot of Crap

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The backdrop for the commencement of chaos is the Ms. Senior Springfield Pageant. It all unfolds when the lifeless body of the pageant director is discovered, her head submerged in a toilet.

Tasked with deciphering what initially appears to be an accidental occurrence, a detective on the brink of retirement, alongside his partner Lily-coincidentally the mayor's daughter-steps in to unravel the mystery. It seems like a straightforward case, an uncomplicated puzzle to solve before retirement b...