Born to Pun: 1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines

A gloriously cringey collection of punny wordplay from the author of The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes!

• The pliers said to the wrench, "Get a grip. You're losing it!"

• The marionette's cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung.

• When the President's family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up "Hail to The Chief."

• Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare.

• Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle?

• The y...