Cat Out of Luck
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Mischief had three priorities: sardines, proper napping spots, and maintaining his witch's magical education through selective chaos.
Then he got transformed into a human, stranded across dimensions, and discovered his "accident" was a recruitment strategy.
Thousands of familiars have been systematically harvested to power reality's portal networks. The bureaucrats call it necessary infrastructure. The victims call it torture. Mischief calls it grounds for aggressive territorial renegotiation...






















