Table of Contents
Foreword vii
Preface ix
Acknowledgments xiii
Author's Note xiv
Chapter 1 Poetry with a Fly Rod Matt Lauer Tiger Woods Lee Horsley Evel Knievei Maury Povich John O'Hurley Jennifer Savidge Huey Lewis Martin Milner 1
Chapter 2 Stop, You're Under Arrest Chris LeDoux Deion Sanders Kevin Sorbo Paul Brandt Rick Barry 17
Chapter 3 Sometimes Death Tugs at the Line Kevin Costner Chuck Knox Picabo Street George Seifert 31
Chapter 4 Fishing Follies Vince Gill Samuel L. Jackson Garry Marshall Mark O'Meara Rick Rhoden Neal McCoy Christopher Atkins John Michael Montgomery 39
Chapter 5 Something Smells Fishy Jay Leno Pat O'Brien Nathaniel Crosby Rush Limbaugh Kim Alexis Don Shula Cheech Marin 53
Chapter 6 Reel Passion Ted Williams Kevin Costner Greg Norman 61
Chapter 7 When the Shark Bites Kathy Ireland Michael Chiklis Billy Dean Meat Loaf 89
Chapter 8 Presidential Cast George Bush Richard Nixon Franklin D. Roosevelt Herbert Hoover Jimmy Carter 99
Chapter 9 Memorable Moments Andy Garcia Bobby Knight Charlton Heston Oscar De La Hoya Alice Cooper Nolan Ryan Gary Chapman Marcus Allen Wayne Gretzky Randall "Duke" Cunningham Sugar Ray Leonard 113
Chapter 10 The One That Got Away General H. Norman Schwarzkopf Curt Gowdy Bill Engvall Ken Griffey Jr. Tracy Byrd 133
Chapter 11 The Joke-Stars Johnny Miller Clay Walker Tom Dreesen Roger Clemens Clint Black Gary McCord Elgin Baylor 147
Chapter 12 Family Ties Bobby Knight Andy Garcia Cheryl Ladd Anthony Edwards Nancy O'Dell Branford Marsalis George Gervin Steve Gatlin 157
Chapter 13 Fishing Lines and Bloopers Tiger Woods Bobby Knight George Lopez Troy Aikman Tommy Smothers Dan Quayle Fuzzy Zoeller Tony Danza Bill Murray William Devane Arnold Palmer Toby Keith Ivan Lendl Mike Modano Edwin Moses David Robinson Johnny Bench Bryant Gumbel John Brodie Craig T. Nelson Flex Anderson Darius Rucker Dennis Haysbert Bretr Hull Mario Lopez Digger Phelps Robin Yount Dan Rather Michael Chang 171
Epilogue Lady Gaga Paris Hilton Dustin Byfuglien Tommy Lasorda Roy HaUaday Barack Obama Michael Keaton Harrison Ford Henry Winkler Kevin Costner 189