In a Hong Kong supermarket - "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
On a menu - "Spleen omelet, fisherman’s crap soup, calf pluck, bowels"
In a hotel - "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
On a menu - "Special cocktails for women with nuts"
On a contraband Liverpool Football Club shirt - "You’ll Never Pickle Again"
Sign on a bus - "This seat is reserved for Old, Handicapped, and Crippies"