Comedy of No

The local softball field in West Richland wakes up to something new.
The two regular employees in charge of maintenance and mowing, Brad and Gene, don't notice it at first. They're focused on their job. That, and it wasn't all that unusual to have a citizen out early doing who knows what.
When he does spot someone crouching behind home plate, Brad gets a grin on his face. He automatically wonders if this person just got so drunk last night that they didn't make it home. "That would be funny,"...