Conheartists

Conheartists

by J.D. Hollyfield, K Webster

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Overview

Sheltered from the real world, Francis lives off Hollywood magazines, Lean Cuisines, and her secret obsession with romance novels. When her best friends set her up on an adventure of a lifetime, she's more than willing to play along. A trip cross-country with a super hunky guy who smells like sin and excitement.

Being a con man has been a way of life for Luca. But his swindling ways eventually catch up to him. He's been given a wicked task: kidnap a woman and deliver her to the villain.
Sounds easy. Until he meets her…

Captive: We're getting out of Kansas, Toto!
Mr. Bing: Yap! Yap!
Con Man: Why are the crazy ones always hot?

Product Details

BN ID: 2940163642212
Publisher: J.D. Hollyfield
Publication date: 11/14/2019
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 343,636
File size: 2 MB

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Conheartists 4.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
A HEA BOOK BLOG 20 days ago
This book was the most ridiculously hilarious book I have read all year. Francis has lived with her Mum in a sheltered town in the middle of nowhere. What Francis thinks reality looks like and what it actually is like is wildly different. Her closest friends are well older people, and she has a rather unique relationship with her dog. Luca's hand in life hasn't been easy and he makes ends meet or at least gets from day-to-day by coning people. When he gets a call that his sister and niece have been taken hostage he jumps to get them set free. That jump puts forces him to kidnap Francis. What follows is multiple cons and a cross country road trip like no other. Hilarious fun and quirky read. EXPERT "Sweetheart, you were moaning my name and asking me to kiss you." He growls, looking at me with disgust. "I certainly was not." Tell me I was not doing that. "And who would want to dream and kiss a grouch like yourself? May I also add rude!"
Kayreader 21 days ago
A wild read that was like combining a Farrelly brothers movie with a Melissa McCarthy comedy. Filled with so many antics and crazy moments. Get ready to dive in to the deep end of wacky with these two nutty con artists. Luca has been running cons - pretty much his whole life, but his latest one has landed him into kidnapping Frances. A woman who has never left her small town or done anything significant in her entire life. So why a man calling himself Mr. Death wants her delivered by Luca is what the two of them team together to figure out. Yes, Frances teams up with her kidnapper. I told you this story is full of wackiness. A road trip full of cons, antics, and lots of strange moments that even the two of them find a tad odd, they set out to deliver Frances to death's door, that is Mr. Death's door.
theeamymarch 23 days ago
This book is a hilarious, laugh-out/loud romantic comedy. It’s both insane and far-fetched, and get the calamity these authors created fits perfectly with its crew of misfits. It’s a charming, action-packed, far fetched rom-com that is sure to please fans everywhere. I absolutely loved everything about Frannie, Mr. Bing and our Outlaw hero. They’re cooky in that really sweet and endearing way that only works in a truly well written story. I laughed, I swooned and I fell head over heels for these characters and their silly story. Don’t miss out on one of the funniest books of the year, grab ConHeartists today!
Sara_Sue 23 days ago
So... go ahead and think of the CRAZIEST, INSANE, COMPLETELY OFF-THE-CHARTS thing ever to happen to you, or something you heard about or even something you thought would be way too wild to EVER do, TOO MUCH to ever do. That is ConHEARTists. It's off the charts, it's insane, it's wild, and it's so amazingly awkward and uncomfortable and HILARIOUS. I LOVED IT SO HARD!!!! Yes, I know, I'm yelling throughout most of my review... but it's THAT AMAZE-BALLS!!! Goodness gracious, these two authors are completely on another level with their humor. I adore the way they write together. The fun they must have. The fun I have while reading their words. I like me some funny books. I love a story to make me giggle and smile wistfully. I full out gut laughed. K. Webster and JD Hollyfield had me shouting out in surprised laughter. I don't know how I was surprised when they tipped over into crazyland!! This level of insanity is my favorite ever!! I am pretty sure JD Hollyfield and K. Webster just gave a completely new sub-genre in RomComs... it's called Pee-yourself-laughing-so-hard RomCom. It might be my favorite genre EVER!!
Chloe Trivelpiece 23 days ago
When these two authors co-write a book, absolute magic happens! From funny to downright filthy Ms. Hollyfield and Ms. Webster has it in spades! Conheartists is the laugh out loud funny story of Luca and Francis with the K. Webster kink! You really go down a rabbit hole with this story, there is so much going on that it epically crazy, yet flows so right!  Make sure you check every chapter heading so you know which character is talking to you! I always find it amazing when author's co-write a story and it just meshes so well! I couldn't tell you who wrote what and that's what makes this dynamic duo really shine. Francis is such a character, her rambling mind and take no prisoners attitude makes her so awkwerid it's adorable.  She sees the positive in everything and that just makes me love her more.  We all need a little lightness in our world and Francis has it! Luca is a true con-artist.  He is witty and smart and he is loyal to the ones he loves.  I fell for him when he fell for Frannie!  What he wouldn't do for her is a very short list. Get your hands on this book and your heart will be conned just like the title says....Conheartists! You're gonna love it!