Crap to Consider While Traveling Through the Universe at 66,627 MPH While Sitting Here

Does the universe have enough crap in it? Maybe. Cat crap, mouse crap, dog crap, elephant crap, outer space crap--it all looks like crap to me.

In my life, I've been told that I might be full of it, so I just decided to get some of it out of me and make the pile a little bigger. So my hope is that this crap in this book makes your crapping experience a little more fun. And in my life, I've been told to hit the hole, so I hope I have with this crap and haven't created another black hole in th...