Crashing the A-List: A Novel
He's not her boyfriend. She's not his blackmailer. This is how rumors get started. . . . "Come for the romance, but stay for the hysterical dialogue." —NPR
 
After four months of unemployment, former book editor Clara Montgomery is officially stuck—stuck sleeping on her little brother's ugly couch in Queens, stuck scrolling through job listings in search of a new editorial position . . . and just desperate enough to take on a temporary gig clearing out abandoned storage units. If nothing else, she's determined to keep her rapidly dwindling savings account intact.
 
Unfortunately, she is in no way prepared for stumbling upon dead snakes or dealing with glass jars that she's convinced are full of pickled eyeballs. And why does everything seem to smell like beets?
 
Then Clara comes across a unit that was once owned by an escort service and finds the brothel "résumé" of a younger Caspian Tiddleswich, an astonishingly famous British actor. She has no intention of cashing in on her discovery, but her awkward attempts to reassure Caspian that his secret is safe go awry. Now Caspian is convinced that Clara is a blackmailer, the tabloids have her pegged as Caspian's newest girlfriend, and Clara is finding the A-lister's charms more irresistible than she expected . . . 
 
"[A] laugh-out-loud romantic comedy." —Amy Jimenez, author of The Friend Code
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Crashing the A-List: A Novel
He's not her boyfriend. She's not his blackmailer. This is how rumors get started. . . . "Come for the romance, but stay for the hysterical dialogue." —NPR
 
After four months of unemployment, former book editor Clara Montgomery is officially stuck—stuck sleeping on her little brother's ugly couch in Queens, stuck scrolling through job listings in search of a new editorial position . . . and just desperate enough to take on a temporary gig clearing out abandoned storage units. If nothing else, she's determined to keep her rapidly dwindling savings account intact.
 
Unfortunately, she is in no way prepared for stumbling upon dead snakes or dealing with glass jars that she's convinced are full of pickled eyeballs. And why does everything seem to smell like beets?
 
Then Clara comes across a unit that was once owned by an escort service and finds the brothel "résumé" of a younger Caspian Tiddleswich, an astonishingly famous British actor. She has no intention of cashing in on her discovery, but her awkward attempts to reassure Caspian that his secret is safe go awry. Now Caspian is convinced that Clara is a blackmailer, the tabloids have her pegged as Caspian's newest girlfriend, and Clara is finding the A-lister's charms more irresistible than she expected . . . 
 
"[A] laugh-out-loud romantic comedy." —Amy Jimenez, author of The Friend Code
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Crashing the A-List: A Novel

Crashing the A-List: A Novel

by Summer Heacock
Crashing the A-List: A Novel

Crashing the A-List: A Novel

by Summer Heacock

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He's not her boyfriend. She's not his blackmailer. This is how rumors get started. . . . "Come for the romance, but stay for the hysterical dialogue." —NPR
 
After four months of unemployment, former book editor Clara Montgomery is officially stuck—stuck sleeping on her little brother's ugly couch in Queens, stuck scrolling through job listings in search of a new editorial position . . . and just desperate enough to take on a temporary gig clearing out abandoned storage units. If nothing else, she's determined to keep her rapidly dwindling savings account intact.
 
Unfortunately, she is in no way prepared for stumbling upon dead snakes or dealing with glass jars that she's convinced are full of pickled eyeballs. And why does everything seem to smell like beets?
 
Then Clara comes across a unit that was once owned by an escort service and finds the brothel "résumé" of a younger Caspian Tiddleswich, an astonishingly famous British actor. She has no intention of cashing in on her discovery, but her awkward attempts to reassure Caspian that his secret is safe go awry. Now Caspian is convinced that Clara is a blackmailer, the tabloids have her pegged as Caspian's newest girlfriend, and Clara is finding the A-lister's charms more irresistible than she expected . . . 
 
"[A] laugh-out-loud romantic comedy." —Amy Jimenez, author of The Friend Code

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781488095207
Publisher: MIRA
Publication date: 05/16/2023
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 293
File size: 1 MB

About the Author

Summer Heacock is an author of contemporary women’s fiction, and prances through life like a Disney cartoon that says the “F” word a lot. She lives in a teeny Indiana town where she’s a stay-at-home mom to two scampy tots, wife to an amazingly understanding husband, herder of a rescue critter menagerie, and collector of life-size celebrity cardboard cutouts. When not writing or hoarding jellybeans, she’s a member of the Midwest Writers planning committee and a cohost of PubTalkTV.

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