Creepy Susie: And 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children

Creepy Susie: And 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children

by Angus Oblong


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Creepy Susie: And 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children by Angus Oblong

Creepy Susie. Mary Had a Little Chainsaw. Milo's Disorder. Rosie's Crazy Mother. The Siamese Quadruplets. Emily Amputee.

Your mother never told you these stories.

She didn't want to scare you.

But Angus Oblong is not your mother.

If Edgar Allan Poe and David Lynch wrote a book, it might be as warped, wicked, and perversely funny as this treasury of twisted tales from childhood's Twilight Zone. So don't be alarmed if you find yourself screaming . . . with laughter . . . until the day you die. Which may be very soon . . .

From the Hardcover edition.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780345433008
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Publication date: 09/28/2004
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 176
Sales rank: 807,708
Product dimensions: 5.45(w) x 8.24(h) x 0.42(d)

About the Author

Angus Oblong is legally insane and an avid collector of dead trees that clutter his tiny unlit studio apartment. His fascination with physical deformities stems from the fact that a living, movable right hand is growing from the center of his back. Otherwise, he is perfectly normal.

Table of Contents

The Debbies1
Stupid Betsy15
Waldo & Bean31
Little Scooter43
Happy Happy Happy Happy Sammy!!!53
Milo's Disorder65
Creepy Susie75
Emily, Amputee91
Narcoleptic Scottie95
Sibling Rivalry...109
Rosie's Crazy Mother119
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Babette, the Siamese Quadruplets129
Dick and Muffy143
Mary Had a Little Chainsaw157
About the Author165

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Creepy Susie: And 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
luvdancr on LibraryThing 6 days ago
I thought this was an adorable book, but not really for children, unless you don't mind exposing your kids to the darker side of life.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Absolutely Hysterical! Definitely NOT for the little ones. But all you adults with a warped sense of humor will love it.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The single funniest thing I have read in years!!!! Bravo!!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Angus Oblong is a funny dude, this book is fantastic. Ostentatiously weird and morbid, with wonderful, simple line drawings. Aside to mad mom: Maybe not for a nine year old, but it's fine for a thirteen year old. My thirteen year old and I both loved this book.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Rather than being a children's book (which I think this listing should clear up... hint hint, I can empathize with the reviewer below) this is definitely for older teens to adult readers. It's HILARIOUS, it's violent, it's crude and it's like what Jhonen Vasquez dreams about. But, like the woman below me apparently didn't get, it is NOT for kids. Never intended for them. If you've got a wicked sense of humor and you're over 13 years old, sure, buy it. Just keep it out of your ''mad mom''s sight for the next five years.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I don't know how I got the wrong idea about this book, but it is definitely NOT for middle aged children it would be rated NC17 if it were a movie. The 'F' word appears on page 100, the ideas are disgusting, and just pereverted. Somehow when I was shopping on the B&N website, I was made to feel it was a 'fun-creepy' read for the Halloween season for my 9 & 13 yr olds...NOT!!! it's trash, and I plan to return it immediately.