Frank Darabont, Bentley Little, Benjamin Percy, Billie Sue Mosiman, Kealan Patrick Burke, and Glen Hirshberg share chilling tales of ancient evils and wicked desires in this spooky collection assembled by renowned horror editors Brian James Freeman and Richard Chizmar.
WALPUSKI’S TYPEWRITER by Frank Darabont
They say that genius is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. For Howard Walpuski, it’s an IBM Selectric II typewriter, a nefarious secret, and a whole lot of blood.
THE BOY by Bentley Little
Christine has found the perfect neighborhood to raise her family: a quaint, quiet, friendly place where everyone gets along. Everyone, that is, except for the boy.
TUMOR by Benjamin Percy
He dodged death in the nick of time when the golf ball-sized tumor was surgically removed from his head. But the tumor isn’t done with him.
TWISTED AND GNARLED by Billie Sue Mosiman
He’s smart. Smarter than anyone knows. No one has linked him to the string of bodies he’s left up and down the California coast. Only one woman has ever come close—and she’s no match for his intellect.
THE PALAVER by Kealan Patrick Burke
It’s time for Oscar Dennihy to close his failing barber shop and retire—until a mysterious customer tells him a truly hair-raising tale . . . and gives Oscar a wonderful and terrible new purpose.
INDIA BLUE by Glen Hirshberg
Like most Americans, Enrico never gave much thought to the sport of cricket. Not until America’s Rockin’ Professional Cricket game—a spectacle that will live forever in his most horrible nightmares.
Praise for Dark Screams: Volume Eight
“The Dark Screams series reaches an all-time high with Volume Eight.”— The Crabby Reviewer
“Another entry in the . . . excellent Dark Screams series.”—Char’s Horror Corner
About the Author
Richard Chizmar is the founder, publisher, and editor of Cemetery Dance magazine and Cemetery Dance Publications. He has edited more than a dozen anthologies, including The Best of Cemetery Dance, The Earth Strikes Back, Night Visions 10, October Dreams (with Robert Morrish), and the Shivers series.
Read an Excerpt
“Yes? May I help you?”
Howard froze in the open doorway, letting the wind howl through the long, narrow shop like a wounded beast. The scabrous old man behind the counter was grinning—not smiling, but grinning and rubbing his hands together with predacious glee like John Carradine in a bad movie. He was positively ancient, a bald fossil in green tweed, sporting a pink road map of eczema on his scalp. He reminded Howard of a praying mantis.
A rumble of thunder rolled down Hollywood Boulevard and rattled the windows in their frames. Howard stepped inside and shut the door against the gale. It wasn’t a dark and stormy night, not yet, but it was getting there in a big, ugly way.
“May I help you?” the proprietor persisted.
“I hope so.” Howard hefted the battered black typewriter case onto the counter and opened it to reveal the equally battered and black IBM Selectric II within. “I’m afraid my typewriter broke down this morning.”
Broke down, hell. It had self-destructed with an oily belch of smoke and a prolonged, wheezing death rattle. The sound it made as it expired was that of an old dog farting. Howard saw no point in relating all the sorry details. “I’m not really sure what the trouble is.”
“How tragic,” murmured the old man, and he leaned over the carcass of the machine with a look of overwhelming sadness. Then his grin returned, so sudden and unexpected that Howard took a nervous step back. “You’re a writer,” he croaked. It wasn’t a question so much as the accusation of a hooded Inquisitor.
“Well, yes,” Howard admitted.
“I spotted it right off, didn’t I? I am Cyril Pratt. And you are . . . ?”
“Howard. Howard Walpuski.”
“Feel free to browse around, Mr. Walpuski. See what strikes your fancy. Will you be using the dearly departed”—he nodded at Howard’s IBM with the solicitous air of an undertaker—“as a trade-in?”
Howard shrugged, noncommittal. The truth of the matter was he had the sum of his worldly wealth riding around in his wallet in the form of five wrinkled dollar bills and an MTD bus pass. He noticed the faded repairs made on credit sign mounted on the wall and gestured vaguely in its direction. “Actually, I wondered if you might be able to—”
“Affect repairs?” spat the old man. Again, an accusation: Zoo, you vant your typewriter repaired, schweinhunt? Und on credit, no doubt! Hmmm . . . you haff relatives in Argentina, perhaps? Howard felt his face redden, suddenly sure that Pratt knew he had only five bucks to his name, knew about the phone company threatening to disconnect him for nonpayment, knew about the nasty letters his bank was sending him with the words insufficient funds and overdrawn screaming at him from every paragraph, knew . . . well, everything.
“Yes,” Howard stammered. “Affect repairs.”
“Well, we’ll just have to see about that, won’t we? We’ll just have to see if repairs are in order.”
Pratt removed the carriage housing cover and poked his nose into the IBM, prodding around with his index finger, whistling and grunting softly under his breath.
Howard turned away and pretended to browse the typewriters that lurked in the shadows on musty shelves and pedestal displays, hating himself for letting the old man make him feel ashamed and small, praying that the Selectric could be Mickey-Moused into functioning again. He had a deadline to meet, rent to pay.
Howard glanced at the counter and was shocked to find the old man staring at him. He was suddenly sure Pratt had been watching him all along, studying him instead of the typewriter. He pictured himself lying on the counter in the IBM’s place, the top of his head removed like a carriage housing cover, Pratt peering inside his skull and poking his finger around, making those soft sounds under his breath.
“Yes,” said Pratt, “I think repairs are called for. Much-needed repairs.”
Howard’s face lit up. For a brief moment he even found himself liking the old guy. “Great! How long do you think it’ll take?”
“Major repairs,” continued Pratt, ignoring the question. “Beyond just the obvious. The typewriter is the least of it.”
Howard blinked. “I’m not sure I follow.”
“Answer me this. If you had an infinite number of monkeys randomly hitting the keys of an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite amount of time, do you know what you’d get?”
“You would eventually get all the great works of literature?”
“YOU’D GET BULLSHIT, THAT’S WHAT YOU’D GET!” screamed Pratt, causing Howard to jump several feet in the air. “And do you know why you’d get bullshit?”
“Why?” blurted Howard.
“Because monkeys can’t write!” Pratt unfurled a long, gnarled finger and jabbed it in Howard’s direction. “You, Mr. Walpuski, are like one of those monkeys. You just keep hitting the keys, and all you keep producing is bullshit.”
Howard’s mouth dropped open like a trapdoor. “Now wait just a damn minute . . .”
“Yes, I will affect repairs. On credit, of course. You need pay only a small deposit now, say perhaps . . . five wrinkled dollar bills?”
This stopped Howard cold. He had just been working himself into a good rage, too—had, in fact, promised himself to grab the nasty old codger by the frayed lapels and shake him till his head fell off—but this brought him up short like a bucket of water between the eyes.
“Fuh-fuh-fuh-five . . . ?”
“Wrinkled dollar bills, yes. You can keep the bus pass. The remainder of my fee will be ten percent of all your earnings from the three novels.”
“Yes, of course,” said Pratt, waggling three fingers impatiently in front of Howard’s nose. “My work is guaranteed, you know. For three novels.”
Before Howard could respond, Cyril Pratt tucked the big IBM effortlessly under his arm, case and all. He strode to a door near the back of the shop and threw it open, revealing rickety wooden steps leading down into darkness. He spared a glance over his shoulder. “Well? Come, come! I haven’t got all night, you know!”
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
This is my fourth foray into the Dark Screams series. As usual, it is a great mix of authors, both known and unknown, and an interesting mix of stories. Tumor by Benjamin Percy is an interesting little story about a man and his brain tumor. The Boy by Bentley Little is a twisted take on suburban living and outcasts. However for me the standout was Frank Darabont's Walpuski's Typewriter. Most people recognize the name from film, not story writing. I don't think I even knew he wrote (besides screenplays, that is). The imagery in Walpuski's Typewriter was great - the old man, the typewriter's death, the demon's installation - all incredibly vivid. He was awfully funny, too. At the risk of giving something away, let's just say it's worth the time.
Another solid entry in the Dark Screams series. Though this is a little more uneven than the previous entry, it's still has plenty to recommend it. Walpuski’s Typewriter opens this collection. Despite a somewhat goofy tone that shows up at times, this was very hard to put down once it got into the heart of the story. The escalation of the horror was well done and it made me cringe hard in a few spots. Quick moving but ultimately forgettable, The Boy shows characters who appear normal on the surface with a dark undercurrent of fear of the outsider. Tumor had great nightmare imagery but was too short to leave too much of an impression. Twisted and Gnarled had a strong start getting into the head of a serial killer. It felt like it couldn't keep up the pace and was somewhat disappointing in the end though not a bad story overall. A little muddled, The Palaver had a few great moments of body horror. I felt it needed a bit more background to the threat to really establish it. India Blue had a good setup but was the least scary of the bunch. A little hard to follow at times as I'm not a cricket fan. Overall, well worth reading, especially for fans of the series. If it were possible, I'd rate this 3.5 stars since it feels right between 3 and 4 stars. In order from favorite to least favorite, here's how I'd rank the stories: Walpuski’s Typewriter Tumor Twisted and Gnarled The Palaver India Blue The Boy I received an advance copy for review.