Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

From a #1 worst-selling author:

A fresh and funny short stories series about love, friendship, and flatulence…

“Horrid. Stupid. Badly narrated.” 
-- Richard E. Pozzuto ★

"I am not really sure why I bought this book. It has some funny parts in it, but otherwise its a waste of time." 
-- shawn ★★★

“It’s a book about farts; what do you expect?!” 
-- Dorothy’s mother ★★ 

She used to make friends. Now she's making sure her friends, family, and flight attendants keel over from her farts.  Something has to change, right?

Dorothy is transparent, witty, and never minces words about her dark exploits and depraved humor. Whether traveling by plane or truck, Dorothy somehow manages to make any boring circumstance a laugh-out-loud scene filled with sophomoric low-brow humor. If you’re looking for humor in the same vein as The New Yorker or Bill Cosby, then this book isn’t for you! If you want funny short stories about friendship, optimism, and forgiveness spiced with a bit of self-deprecation, then this book is for YOU!

Grab your copy of the only fast-paced, feel-good short story series about love, humor, life, and a generous helping of farts.

Perfect for fans of Judd Apatow, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, & Bob Saget.

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Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

From a #1 worst-selling author:

A fresh and funny short stories series about love, friendship, and flatulence…

“Horrid. Stupid. Badly narrated.” 
-- Richard E. Pozzuto ★

"I am not really sure why I bought this book. It has some funny parts in it, but otherwise its a waste of time." 
-- shawn ★★★

“It’s a book about farts; what do you expect?!” 
-- Dorothy’s mother ★★ 

She used to make friends. Now she's making sure her friends, family, and flight attendants keel over from her farts.  Something has to change, right?

Dorothy is transparent, witty, and never minces words about her dark exploits and depraved humor. Whether traveling by plane or truck, Dorothy somehow manages to make any boring circumstance a laugh-out-loud scene filled with sophomoric low-brow humor. If you’re looking for humor in the same vein as The New Yorker or Bill Cosby, then this book isn’t for you! If you want funny short stories about friendship, optimism, and forgiveness spiced with a bit of self-deprecation, then this book is for YOU!

Grab your copy of the only fast-paced, feel-good short story series about love, humor, life, and a generous helping of farts.

Perfect for fans of Judd Apatow, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, & Bob Saget.

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Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

by Dorothy Bigguns
Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

by Dorothy Bigguns

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From a #1 worst-selling author:

A fresh and funny short stories series about love, friendship, and flatulence…

“Horrid. Stupid. Badly narrated.” 
-- Richard E. Pozzuto ★

"I am not really sure why I bought this book. It has some funny parts in it, but otherwise its a waste of time." 
-- shawn ★★★

“It’s a book about farts; what do you expect?!” 
-- Dorothy’s mother ★★ 

She used to make friends. Now she's making sure her friends, family, and flight attendants keel over from her farts.  Something has to change, right?

Dorothy is transparent, witty, and never minces words about her dark exploits and depraved humor. Whether traveling by plane or truck, Dorothy somehow manages to make any boring circumstance a laugh-out-loud scene filled with sophomoric low-brow humor. If you’re looking for humor in the same vein as The New Yorker or Bill Cosby, then this book isn’t for you! If you want funny short stories about friendship, optimism, and forgiveness spiced with a bit of self-deprecation, then this book is for YOU!

Grab your copy of the only fast-paced, feel-good short story series about love, humor, life, and a generous helping of farts.

Perfect for fans of Judd Apatow, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, & Bob Saget.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940153688121
Publisher: One Jacked Monkey
Publication date: 08/18/2016
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 262 KB

About the Author

Dorothy Bigguns is an avid shuffleboard player, YouTube junkie and a fan of all comedy. She loves to read, write and judge people that don't fart in public. Ms. Bigguns studied at Ohio State University for one semester and discovered that schooling cost too much, so she dropped out to become a full-time porter at a hospital while pursuing a career in writing. In her free time, she volunteers at the local humane society caring for dogs, cats and rabbits.

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