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Dirk Squeezer is an ex-Special Forces operative who's gone off the grid after scrubbing public databases of every scrap of information about him except his shoe size (28 EEE). But when the US government finds itself facing an unprecedented crisis, its top security officer knows there's only one man for the job — a man with a steely gaze, an iron constitution, and grotesquely oversized feet — a man who will live strong, fight hard, and die stupid.
Tracked down and recruited for the mission, S...