Domestic Physics Sucks

Ever wondered why life is so irritating? It's not the hopelessly inept government, the selfish behaviour of other motorists, the endless pap they feed us on our televisions and computers. Well, yes, actually, it is all these things.

But there's more. It's the unopenable cat food sachet, the constantly growing weeds on the patio, the incomprehensibility of instruction booklets, the circle of death that rotates on our devices, the word 'devices' itself. We are all assailed by these things, in...