Drip Castle

Hey everyone! It's Chris Berts here! I'm the Southern Ontario Canadian newspaper reporter that wrote the book within this book that everyone seems to hate. (You'll have to think about that for a moment!) I know, sleepy, small, northern Canadian towns. Nothing ever happens. Yeah, right! That's why Milt Tonkin never liked me for what I wrote about his friend Rick Torrison; he said I was trying to turn Tear Falls into the next Oak Island! But hey, I'm just reporting the facts. I never believed...