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Drive East Until You Hit An Ocean

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You ask what it is about. About, you say? It's about: Arbitrary social constructs are not arbitrary social contracts. To get an epiphany to strike you must taunt it first. LITTLE KNOWN UNTRUE FACT #314: Dwight Eisenhower invented fried chicken. Before his innovation people only ate boiled chicken. You are what you eat... and that makes you a cannibal. What do you mean "How do you kill a man armed with only a tube sock and a spaghetti noodle?"? You shoot him in the head. 50% of people are un...