Ein Prosit! A Practical Guide to Oktoberfest

It lasts for two weeks.
Over five million people will visit.
Nearly six million litres of beer will be drunk, dropped, or spilled on the tables while dancing.
Visitors from across the world will eat more than half a million roast chicken, over a hundred oxen, and uncountable numbers of grilled sausages.
There will be Lederhosen as far as the eye can see, rollercoasters will light up the sky, thousands of guests will party the night away inside vast tents before going home to collapse, exhausted...