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FAILTECH Shorts: Your new employee welcome package

By Ivan Lapis
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$15.99
By Ivan Lapis

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Congratulations! You have just been hired by FAILTECH, the largest, most ubiquitous megacorporation on the planet. Your official welcome packet paints a picture of a workplace worthy to be in the halls of the gods, a company dedicated to the visionary mission of "Progress Above All". Human advancement is paramount.

But as you flip past the corporate mission statements, you realize something is very wrong. This onboarding document has been hijacked.

An anonymous insider has overwritten your or...