Faux Ho Ho

Silas Waite doesn't want his big-C Conservative Alberta family to know he's barely making rent. They'd see it as yet another sign that he's not living up to the Waite family potential and muscle in on his life. When Silas unexpectedly needs a new roommate, he ends up with the gregarious—and gorgeous—personal trainer Constantino "Dino" Papadimitriou.

Silas's parents try to browbeat him into visiting for Thanksgiving, where they'll put him on display as an example of how they're so tolerant fo...