A hilarious collection offifty classic books erotically re-mastered. Fifty Shelves of Grey - a brilliantly funny collection of all yourfavorite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, packagedinto one volume, and ergonomically designed to be easily read with onehand. From literary masterpieces - Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr.Rochester; to modern classics - Philip Marlowe is a dick of a differentkind in The Big Sleep, via recipes - Nigella Lawson treats herself tosome afternoon delight; and self-help - the Fear gets well and trulyFelt, and we Do It Anyway; this collection has something for everyreader and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down andunleash your inner hot librarian.'By far the best Fifty Shades spin-off we've read so far.' - GQ'Vanessa Parody - the author who has achieved the unique feat ofwriting a Fifty Shades of Grey spin-off worth reading.' - The Independent'Move over Fifty Shades of Grey. Last night saw the launch of its newrival Fifty Shelves of Grey by the elusive author Vanessa Parody.' - Evening StandardFive foot two inches ofkiller curves, combining the intellect of Tina Brown, the humour ofTina Fey and the body of Tina Turner, Vanessa Parodyenjoyed previous careers as a burlesque puppeteer, racing car mechanicand research associate at the Large Hadron Collider before moving intoerotic fiction. She is the only person to have been the simultaneousrecipient of Rear of the Year, the British Mensa Intelligence Award anda two-year suspended sentence for streaking across the curling rink atthe 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. She is unmarried.