First Kisses Suck

When Minnie said she was dying for the perfect first kiss, she didn't mean literally.

Minnie Kim blacks out during her first kiss, so she figures it must not have been a very good one. Shouldn't she remember such a momentous occasion? And to make things worse, she thinks the jerk gave her the flu...but no. It's vampirism.

Post-kiss Minnie is taken into the Aristos family of vampires to learn all the rules of her new life-and there are a lot-so she can continue to live her old one. That's righ...