Table of Contents
2007
Big Apple to Big Scrapple 1
Going to Extremes 4
A Whirlwind Friendship 8
Moon Over the Military 12
You Can Go Home Again 15
Film, Finally, at 11 19
An Age-Old Ritual 23
Gay, Gay, Gay Gay, Gay 26
A Whole Lotta Ugly horn a Whole Bunch of Stupid 30
I Should Live So Long 34
The Terrorists Have Won, Part Two 38
Attention Melting Pot. Gay Is a Culture 42
Tune in for the Fry Babies 45
Where are the Dykes on Bikes? 49
2008
Oh Come All Ye Fruitcakes 52
Anchors Aweigh, It's Gay 55
Shredding Some Light 59
Get Your History Straight and Your Nightlife Gay 62
Falling In Love Again 65
The Handwriting Is on the Wall 69
Is It Real or Is It "Memoir"? 73
Apocalypse in 2012? 77
Adding Insult to Injury 80
I Will Not Be Erased 83
Too Darn Hot 86
Don't Hassle Me, I'm Local 89
I'm Here, I'm Queer, I'm Talking About It 93
Winds of Change 96
Only as Old as You Feel??? 99
The Bitch on the Dashboard 102
2009
I (sort of) Witnessed History 105
Crying Wii, Wii, Wii all the Way Home 109
Schnauzerhaven Under Siege 112
Floundering on the High Seas 116
Going Bats 120
The Gayest Week Ever 123
I'm All Atwitter 127
Mermaids and Satyrs Unite! 130
The Gayby Boom 133
Climb Ev'ry Mountain 136
Eight is Enough 140
What Comes Around 143
Health Insurance Isn't Insurance; It's Pre-paid Healthcare 147
March On! 151
Expedia Dot Bomb 154
How Rehoboth Lived Up to Its Biblical Name 158
2010
It's a Small Ride Alter All 171
The Snowpocalypse! 175
Are Wii or Are Wii Not Fit? 179
Home Improvement Porn 182
Thanks for the Mammeries: Pre-Quake Sunday 186
A Rolling Home Gathers No Moss 189
Get Your Summer Read On! 193
My Name Is Fay J, and I Am a Carboholic 195
Who are the Real Boobs Here? 198
What's Up With Your Vuvuzela? 201
Positively Stranger Than Fiction 203
Better Him Than Me, But Still 207
Mort Rubenstein, 91: Madison Avenue Ad Man 211
I Have Questionable Content. Woo-Hoo! 214
Fay and Bonnie's Fabulous Rv Adventure 217
The Times They/Are a Changin'… or Are They 226
