George & the Christmas Dragon

Can George slay the feelings he has for the dragon?

George is used to playing the ass end of a camel or a donkey in his company's Christmas panto. He puts up with it to be near his girlfriend, Meredith, who always plays the lead and who shows much too keen an interest in Eric from the accounts department. But this year, management is doing away with the traditional panto and trying something with a little more beefcake and bare skin. George suddenly finds himself thrust into the lead role in...