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Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

By Jim Norton
Narrated by: Jim Norton
Unabridged — 5 hours, 13 minutes
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By Jim Norton
Narrated by: Jim Norton
Unabridged — 5 hours, 13 minutes

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Jim Norton is a pervert

in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voye...