Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

by Jim Norton, Colin Quinn
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Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch by Jim Norton

Jim Norton is a pervert

in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.

Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781416565383
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 07/10/2007
Sold by: SIMON & SCHUSTER
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 240
Sales rank: 756,050
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

Jim Norton is an official member of CBS and XM satellite radio's Opie and Anthony Show and is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country, including on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman, and lives in New York City.

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Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 33 reviews.
Chris Clauss More than 1 year ago
jim norton is hilarious, his book is no exception
Guest More than 1 year ago
I'm a huge Jimmy Norton fan and even more so after reading his book. I couldn't put the book down, it was a great read and made me lol. I also love O&A....lingger longerr!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I admire Jim Norton for coming out of the closet as a tinkle drinker and chest nugget lover. After reading this book I feel I have te strength to out from under the porch.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Jim Norton is one of the funniest and most (strangely) charming/fascinating people on the planet, so it's no big surprise that his book would be terrific. It's a must-read for anyone that hasn't lost their sense of humor. Jim is a comic genius. Meow.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Comming of age story about a young boy who becomes a great man. A tale that will take you on an emotional roller coaster. Overall a heartwarming saga that will show you the meaning of life but not before taking you to the depths of hell. A tragedy the author did not live to see the book published nevertheless his words will echo in eternity.
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